Megan Thee Stallion, the patron saint of a hot girl.
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Like a kid with vegetables, or like my dog and her heartworm pills, I have to trick myself into exercising. In that sense, the “Hot Girl Walk” was created for me. What is a hot girl walk … it sounds like that — going out for a walk and feeling hot — but I’m ahead of myself. The hot girl needs to crawl before the hot girl walks. Here’s a guide to one of TikTok’s most beloved and most intimidating workouts.
Sometimes the hottest thing is the simplest — a fitted white T-shirt that calls people babies in a platonic way. There is nothing complicated about the Hot Girl Walk. You just put your hot girl’s feet out and start walking. However, in order to turn a regular walk into a hot girl walk, we can only reflect on the following three things.
-Thank you.
-What you want to achieve.
-How hot are you?
You can’t create a mental to-do list. You can’t stick to any embarrassing memory your brain wants to stick to. The Hot Girl Walk is not for staring. They are for proud of your achievements and admiring your own gorgeous ass.
The hashtag #HotGirlWalk began appearing on TikTok early last year and has maintained steady momentum ever since. Now, as we approach the peak summer of hot girls, we re-enter the peak season of hot girls walks. Like the benefits of exercise as a whole, the benefits of walking are neither new nor surprising. It makes you feel happy. It’s good for your heart. Scroll through Elon Musk’s Twitter and take a short break. However, praising the word “hot girl walk” and having the perfect first name, Tik Toker Mia Lind states that hot girl walk is a physical as well as a mental and emotional movement.
Hot Girl Walk is an integral part of physical activity, but Lind argues that Hot Girl Walk is not about physical change. (One of Lind’s videos explaining the Hot Girl Walk begins with a photo before and after herself.) Regardless of its origin or different interpretations, the Hot Girl Walk is basically a little physical activity. Is aimed at. And I feel good about myself — certainly two things that I need encouragement to do more.
Other than focusing on gratitude and positivity, the only other essential part of a hot girl walk is some hot girl music. (Or Hot Girl Podcast.) Lind’s “Hot Girl Walk” Spotify playlist has nearly 100,000 followers. Some of her recent additions are Emmy Meli’s “I AM WOMAN” and Fat Joe, Remy Ma, French Montana and Infrared’s “All the Way Up”, the hottest type of music. You can taste. The girl walks.
Some follow Lind’s 4-mile Hot Girl Walk. Others focus on time rather than distance and do a 45 minute hot girl walk. I chose to believe that the Hot Girl Walk transcends time and space. It’s not how far you go or how long you walk. It’s about how hot you feel along the way.
